Whatcha Gonna Do When Your Number's Up? Lyrics

Sally's into knowledge Spent her years in college Just to find out nothing is true
She can hardly speak now Words are not unique now 'Cause they can't say anything new
You say humanist philosophy Is what it's all about? You're so open-minded That your brain leaked out
Whatcha gonna do when your number's up? Time to lay diplomas down Whatcha gonna do when your number's up? And you're buried six feet underground
Spent your life looking out for number one Pride'll come before a fall Whatcha gonna do when your number's up? Were you thinking that was the end of it all?
Harry's a civilian, wants to make a million So he keeps on pluggin' away Money is eternal like the Wall Street Journal Yes, they're gonna make him happy someday
Grabbin' for the gusto Gonna hit pay dirt or bust Where's it gonna get you When you bite the dust?
Whatcha gonna do when your number's up? Time to lay your money down Whatcha gonna do when your number's up? And you're buried six feet underground
Spent your life looking out for number one Pride'll come before a fall Whatcha gonna do when your number's up? Were you thinking that was the end of it all?
Buried in your psyche Is the shadow of a doubt You're so open minded That your brains leaked out
Oh, whatcha gonna do when your number's up? Time to lay your money down Whatcha gonna do when your number's up? And you're buried six feet underground
Spent your life looking out for number one Pride'll come before a fall Whatcha gonna do when your number's up? Were you thinking that was the end of it all?
Oh, your number's up Up, up, up, up