Where The Tarantula Lives Lyrics

Holland is ruled by Midgets Pope owns CBS Subway cars have been equipped with bars And they're cloning Rudolph Hess
Samantha Fox, gone frigid The President's painted green Jesus Christ has been frozen in ice But He still makes the scene
Everybody wants to know what gives But I know where the Tarantula lives
Jim Bakker got eaten by wombats Fever's spread to town Ol' Doris Day has been taken away Has anybody seen my downs?
Popeye got killed in combat Donny and Marie went punk B.F. Skinner has eaten my dinner There's a body in that trunk
Everybody wants to know what gives But I know where the Tarantula lives
Uncle Bob caught fire Those protesters are on strike Mr. Green Jeans is acting obscene 'Cause his Jello has been spiked
Honesty is a liar The truth is in the sink Auntie Bess says, "I must confess Now what do you all think?"
Everybody wants to know what gives But I know where the Tarantula lives Everybody wants to know what gives But I know where the Tarantula lives
Everybody wants to know what gives But I know where the Tarantula lives I know where Everybody wants to know what gives But I know where the Tarantula lives