White & Nerdy Lyrics

They see me mowin' My front lawn I know they're all thinking I'm so white ‘n’ nerdy
Think I'm just too white ‘n’ nerdy Think I'm just too white ‘n’ nerdy Can't you see I'm white ‘n’ nerdy? Look at me I'm white ‘n’ nerdy!
I wanna roll with The gangsters But so far they all think I'm too white ‘n’ nerdy
Think I'm just too white ‘n’ nerdy Think I'm just too white ‘n’ nerdy I'm just too white ‘n’ nerdy We really white ‘n’ nerdy
First in my class here at M.I.T. Got skills, I'm a champion at DND MC Escher, that's my favorite MC Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary All of my action figures are cherry Stephen Hawking's in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out I got people begging for my top 8 spaces Yo, I know Pi out to a thousand places Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise I'm a whiz at Minesweeper, I can play for days Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer rap I haven't run At Pascal well I'm number 1 Do Vector calculus just for fun I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun
Happy Days is my favorite theme song I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon
They see me roll on, my Segway I know in my heart they think I'm White ‘n’ nerdy
Think I'm just too white ‘n’ nerdy Think I'm just too white ‘n’ nerdy Can't you see I'm white ‘n’ nerdy? Look at me I'm white ‘n’ nerdy!
I'd like to roll with [ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/white-nerdy-lyrics-weird-al-yankovic.html ] The gangsters Although it's apparent I'm too White n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white ‘n’ nerdy Think I'm just too white ‘n’ nerdy I'm just too white ‘n’ nerdy How'd I get so white ‘n’ nerdy?
I've been browsing, inspectin' X-men comics you know I collect 'em The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me
Bored, shopping online for deals on some writable media I edit Wikipedia I memorized the Holy Grail really well I can recite it right now have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites When my friends need some code who do they call? I do HTML do for them all Even make a homepage for my dog
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack They were having a sale down at the GAP Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap Pop pop! Hope no one sees me get freaky!
I'm nerdy in the extreme And whiter than sour cream I was in AV club and Glee club And even the chess team!
Only question I ever thought was hard Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard? I spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire I got my name on my underwear!
They see me strollin' They laughin' And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white ‘n’ nerdy
Just because I'm white ‘n’ nerdy Just because I'm white ‘n’ nerdy All because I'm white ‘n’ nerdy Holy cow I'm white ‘n’ nerdy!
I wanna bowl with The gangsters But oh well it's obvious I'm White ‘n’ nerdy
Think I'm just too white ‘n’ nerdy Think I'm just too white ‘n’ nerdy I'm just too white ‘n’ nerdy Look at me I'm white ‘n’ nerdy!