* Contains a sample of "One Step Beyond" by Madness, Chas Smash being a member
of the group
Don't watch that (scratch) Watch this!!
Whose arm is this?
I must've cut it off at the pharmacist
Who refused to renew my seventh prescription of Darvocets
I'm the old man who lives upstairs and starves his pets
That never leaves his house
Cause he thinks his car's possessed
I hate my life
That's why I degrade my wife
Grabbed the paper plate
To make a sandwich
And just ate the knife
My Mother's screaming "Please heal him, take him straight to Christ!"
Meet you in the street and slap you
Just to break the ice
(What up? I'm Eminem.)
Made a bomb threat with a fake device
Strip you naked twice
Pistol whip you and force you to take advice
But if you catch me boppin' my head to some bullshit you were spittin'
I was probably just trying to shake the lice
Bugs falling out of my head
I'm wishing I was dead
While I'm crawling out of my bed
Pissing violet red
And my raps are returning
I feel the sensation of burning
That's current usually during painful release of my urine
Screaming in my shadows
"Please quit following me!"
These pills keep screaming
"Please quit swallowing me!"
The devil keeps screaming
"Please get down on one knee!"
I took the drugs before the cops ever found them on me
(Prolonged moaning scream)
(scratch) Wat...(scratch) Watch this! (scratch) Watch this!!!!!!!!!!