Did you ever wonder why ol' Santa is so fat ?
Why it feels so cushy when you sit down on his lap ?
He eats Mrs Claus' cherry pies and then would you believe,
200 fifty million cookies every Christmas Eve
But thats not why Santa's fat, thats not why Santa's round
Thats not why Santa squeezes in each chimney he goes down
He's been in pepper mints at least a 100 years
He's been caught with lots of cotton candy in his beard
He goes flying up for chocolates shakes along the milky way
Jingle Bells and jelly beans both tattle in his sleigh
He loves lemon tarts about as much as lemon drops
Every pocket has to have at least two tootsie pops
Just before he hooks up all his reindeer to his sleigh
He sneaks in a couple loads of raisin ginger bread
Its not sugar plums and bubble gums or the ozone none of that
Santa's just so full of love and that's why Santa is fat
Yes it is !