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Willie's Got A Big Deck Lyrics

"Willie's Got A Big Deck" was written by Poole, James Barry / Clark, Chris / Taylor-marquelin, Paula Jo.
"Willie's Got A Big Deck" was written by Poole, James Barry / Clark, Chris / Taylor-marquelin, Paula Jo.

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What time is it? 6:30 in the morning my gosh
Willie, Willie, what are you doing over there?
Building the Taj Mahal? It's Sunday morning, it's 6:30
Can't that wait till Monday?
What are you putting up over there a log cabin? God I wish he'd move

Yeah, I bought a little house in a west side neighborhood
The girls came over to party and life was good
Till Willie moved in next door and he's made my life a wreck
Now the girls are always over at Willie's 'cause Willie's got a big deck

With a hot tub on it and the girls really want it
There's a band playin' and lots of thong bikinis
There's a barbecue grill in the corner and they're eatin' weenies
Check out the blonde on the hot tub ladder
I guess it just goes to show size does matter
Willie's got a big deck

I decided to get some redecoratin' done
I got some plants, made sure they were well hung
I thought a long hot tannin' bed might do the trick
But all I got was this tan and Willie's got a big deck

With hot babes on it and they know how to flaunt it
In those itsy bittsy teeny weeny yellow dental floss bikinis
They're drinkin' frou frou drinks with umbrellas and they're burnin' tikis
Check out the twins on that hot tub ladder
I guess it just goes to show size does matter
'Cause Willie's got a big deck

Well, if you can't beat 'em might as well join 'em
And that's exactly what I did
Now me and Big Willie are the best of friends
And some day I'm gonna be like him
'Cause Willie's got a big deck

With my tannin' bed on it and the girls really want it
The hot tub's bubblin' over with thong bikinis
They're funnelin' beer and sippin' martinis
There's a naked redhead everybody's staring at her
Willie showed us all size does matter
'Cause Willie's got a big deck

Hey you know mine might not be as big as Willie's but it's, all I got
You know I was thinkin' about addin' on what do they call it?
Like an add-a-deck-tomy? Whew that's a lot of wood right there
Big deck

Songwriters
POOLE, JAMES BARRY / CLARK, CHRIS / TAYLOR-MARQUELIN, PAULA JO

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