Wisdom Lost Lyrics

Where are my dentures... I can't find my dentures... Where are my dentures... I really need my dentures... Where are my dentures... What the fuck are dentures? Where are my dentures... I can't find my dentures...
I can't remember anything!!!
Oh, when I was but a lad I was as sharp as a tack [ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/wisdom-lost-lyrics-old.html ] But now I'm old and I can't seem To remember where I put my Things... why me? I mean - I'm supposed to be wise... I'm old, I'm supposed to be wise
Now, what was I looking for? Oh yeah! My bowling ball Well, what do you know It's right here - you see I'm not senile I found my bowling ball I FOUND MY BOWLING BALL!!!