Worldwide Socialites Unite Lyrics

At the top of the social ladder, I speak Let me welcome you here officially To the back drop of martini clatter Break the ice with superficial chatter
I'm glad to be this year's MC To greet the chic and the elite Yeah, you finally get to mix and mingle Pressing flesh until your fingers tingle
Worldwide socialites unite Okay, alright
The band is grander than I recall The talk is cultured, if a little small Keep parading your charading manners Keep pretending that it really matters
Don't ask, don't tell And please don't stare at the emperor in his underwear Special thanks to the snack committee Heavens, don't those tarts look pretty?
Worldwide socialites unite Enjoy the conversation but try to keep it light Just avoid the friction and if you feel conviction Well then, baby, step outside
Let's keep the 'lite' in social Let's keep this socialite Let's keep the 'lite' in socialite
And all the people say Naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa Naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa
Worldwide socialites unite Avoid the dreaded question, the meaning of our lives And as to God's existence Well, that's your private business and quite frankly, impolite
Let's keep the 'lite' in social Let's keep this socialite Let's keep the 'lite' in socialite
And everybody sings Naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa Worldwide, worldwide socialites Naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa Worldwide, worldwide socialites
Naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa Worldwide, worldwide socialites Naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa Worldwide, worldwide socialites
Naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa Worldwide, worldwide socialites Naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa Have fun[Incomprehensible]see you next year, bye bye