Xavier Says Lyrics

Xavier says, "Ha, ha, ha We have nothing in common See you round ta-ta Slink back to your abominable lover Zsa-Zsa, before I blow your cover Tra-lala"
Zsa-Zsa's scene, tacky queen You think there's no one but you Get your crass little ass Out and don't make me cut you With how much you talk you'd think That someone else was listening Want a drink, Miss Thing?
"Slow gin fizz'', says Xavier Zsa-Zsa orders and drinks come "Here it is, teddy bear To your health, you rat fink scum" Xavier wheezes, “I forgot” Before each line he sneezes quite a lot