Yo Ho Lyrics

A pirate walks into the bar The bartender asks, "What's with the steering wheel in your pants?" The pirate says "Argh, it's driving me nuts!"
Now I've been riding across the seven seas Looking for a girl from another fantasy. I keep a big ship, they call me Captian Kid. I got the eye patch, tri-hat, rollin like a pirate.
Shiver me tembers, fuck ya til your limber. Freaky deaky to goe leaky. Like run DMC is trickky, so animated might as well call me Mickey.
Petal to the metal, red eyes like the devil razor white flag cant reach my level, like ARGH ARGH, flow sick like stars. XXX til I hit your mark.
Ahoy ahoy, i put the happy to the joy Fuck with me and I'll play you like a game boy Ninja skin ya, throw you in the blender Chop chop chop! Im a motha fuckin pirate.
Yo ho ho and a bottle rum we go It's my duty to please that booty Yo ho ho and a bottle rum we go It's my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho and a bottle rum we go It's my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho it's a pirates life for me It's a pirates life for me
Yo ho! Sorry bitch i wasn's calling your name We be burning so hot you cant even capture the flame
Street rat? Hood rat? Freak with tats? Spoiled brat? No way, guess again a motha fuckin pirate I'm over you like I just got dunked Battle ship you just got sunk
Boy you think you can handle this? Is your port hole big enough for my ship? It's not the motion of the ocean And size of the thing Cause we ain't getting no where With these fuckin water wings
I used to be ballin Now I'm just straight dunkin Gold stars for my rhymes I got all the boys suckin [ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/yo-ho-lyrics-blood-on-the-dance-floor.html ] Jealous bitches be hatin Cause it's not them we fuckin That game you claim you play Is the game that I'm runnin
Yo ho ho And a bottle of rum we go It's my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho And a bottle of rum we go It's my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho And a bottle of rum we go It's my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho It's a pirate's life for me It's a pirate's life for me
Now and then we had a hope That if we lived and were good God would permit us to be pirates.
Yo Ho Ho It's a pirates life for me Yo Ho Ho It's a pirates life for me
Fire!
Yo ho ho And a bottle of rum we go It's my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho And a bottle of rum we go It's my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho And a bottle of rum we go It's my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho It's a pirate's life for me It's a pirate's life for me
Yo ho ho It's a pirates life for me Yo ho ho It's a pirates life for me
I'm a pirate niggah!