YOU'LL GET OVER IT
MAUREEN It's times like these I really appreciate - Mark! Dear, I'm so glad you're here! Honey, baby! You've lost some weight...I mean you've always looked great.
MARK I try Maureen.
MAUREEN Back when we used to date.
MARK You lie Maureen.
MAREEN Now let's not get irate.
MARK Why Maureen?
MAUREEN Joanne ran for the cable but of course she's late.
MARK I don't know why I even try Maureen.
MAUREEN My samples won't delay, but the cable...
MARK There's another way! Say something, anything!
MAUREEN Test 1-2-1-2-3 !
MARK Anything but that. Tell me what it's like
MARK With a girl - tell me what it's like for a girl and a girl.
MAUREEN No way!
MARK Tell me - or I walk away.
MAUREEN It's amazing!
MARK Who's on top? Who wears the pants? Who leads when you dance? Give me one more chance Maureen! This is just a phase like girls and horses! And you never even wore flannel shirts! You'll get over it!
MAUREEN How's it going?
MARK Not good - I'm depressed.
MAUREEN I meant the sampler.
MARK I'm adapting - repatching!
MAUREEN Thank God! You're the best!
MAUREEN Don't be depressed! Tell me how you've been!
MAUREEN Cause I care - tell me how you've been! God time flies!
MARK Don't patronize!
MAUREEN Tell me! We used to be friends!
MARK I'm lonely, bored, and horny!!!
[ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/youll-get-over-it-lyrics-rent.html ] MAUREEN Is there no one new? You need a mate! It's not too late! Have you even had one date? Boy, you just need some time then you'll be fine Mark! Anyway! I treated you like dirt. You'll get over it! Just remember what you hate about me! Though it may be hard.
MARK How can you be so content without me? How can you disregard all we had?
MARK All we said?
MAUREEN I'm over men!
MARK All we did!
MAUREEN I slept around!
MARK And you will again! Tell me what you'll do!
MARK When you're bored! Tell me what you'll do when you tire of girls!
MAUREEN I wont!
MARK I'll tell you - you'll run back to me!
MAUREEN Your fantasy!
MARK You always do!
MAUREEN Don't hold your breath!
MARK I know your kind! Always change your mind!
MAUREEN Don't be so blind! Can't you see? All my life I've known who I was meant to be!
MARK But you never even liked KD Lang!
MAUREEN/MARK You'll get over it!
MARK This is just a fad that will fade! You'll get over it!
MAUREEN You just need to get laid! You'll get over it! In time we'll laugh about this! You'll get over it!
MARK In time you'll beg for my kiss!
MAUREEN Don't bet on it!
MARK Try it now!
MAUREEN You'll get over it!
("You'll get over it" echoes)
MARK I call this cause for hope!
MAUREEN I would call this platonic - don't grope!!!
Honey! You're back! Uh - we're patched.
YOU'LL GET OVER IT