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My life is brilliant
What? Was I too early?
Sorry. You wanna start over?
Keep Going? Ok. Now? Now?

My life is brilliant
Your lifes a joke
Youre just pathetic
Youre always broke
Your homemade Star Trek Uniform
Really aint impressin me
Youre sufferin from delusions of adequacy

Youre pitiful
Youre pitiful
Youre pitiful its true
Never had a date that you couldnt inflate
And you smell repulsive, too
What a bummer being you

Well you just cant dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know still calls you Farty Pants
But you always have a job
Well I mean
As long as you still can work that Slurpee machine

Youre pitiful
Youre pitiful
Youre pitiful its true
Youre half undressed
Eating chips off your chest
While youre playin Halo 2
No ones classier than you

La, la, la, la, la, la, la ,la, la, la, la, la Loser!

Youre pitiful
Youre pitiful
Youre pitiful its true
Youre dog would much rather play fetch by itself
You still live with your mom and youre 42
Guess youll never grow a clue
Well it just sucks to be you

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