Zittly Van Zittles Lyrics

Well, I had myself a girlfriend for all most two whole years We had ourselves no secrets, we had no fears There was nothing we wouldn't do when we were in the sack She'd even pop the zit on my back
Well, one night I was out a-cheatin' after I drank a few She caught me red-handed and said, "We're through" Now she got a new boyfriend, it nearly gave me a heart attack 'Cause who's gonna pop this zit on my back?
Well, I got a pimple and I don't know why It keeps growing in the same place I can't reach it with my left or right hand I wish it was on my face
It's four days old and it hurts so bad But it's ready for a squeeze Won't somebody pop it for me please? I'll give you ten dollars
If you're a girl in this lonely world And your looking for a guy I'll never cheat again I promise That's no lie
There's only one thing I'll ask of you Could we name our first child Zach? Oh, one more thing please pop this zit on my back I'm dying here
A-pimp-a-lay-hee A-pop-a-doodily-doo Squirt-heedily-hoo
Well, I'm sittin' alone by the phone and no one seems to call I try to scrape my zit off on the kitchen wall Well, that don't work so I look around and find a big, shiny thumb-tack Put it on the floor, lay down, pop the zit on my back, yeah Rock steady man